Just in case I haven't made myself clear, Jensen Ackles is my husband:
I am Mrs. Jensen Ackles. Not anyone else. Period.
But even though I am committed to my stud muffin, there are times when my eyes wander. A LOT. And it seems as though I can't control myself. The power of male hotness is too strong for me to fight.
Male hotness = 50 points.
My will = zero.
Male hotness takes the championship. *face palm*
But here's the kicker: I am unfaithful with guys who don't exist.
*double face palm*
TV characters. YA bad boys. YA good boys.
I am a pile of schoolgirl mush whenever the Fake Other Ones appear.
The more I travel the blogosphere, the more readers I find spilling details about their unfaithfulness. It's as if everyone has that one stud muffin (or stud muffiness) they come home to, but there's THAT FAKE OTHER ONE their main squeeze doesn't know about. Well, in some cases, they do know, and it can actually make the relationship more tense.
Just ask this guy--he knows what I'm talking about.
Anyway, that Fake Other One makes you squee whenever he comes up on TV, or when you turn the page and he spews an awesome one-liner. He blurs the line between your adult self and that fifteen-year-old you thought you'd gotten rid of. Forget till death do us part--the Fake Other One swoops in as soon as your main squeeze turns the corner. Why, oh, why is the Fake Other One torturing you?!
Help me out here: is this normal? Do you crush on guys who don't exist? If so, what about them makes you swoon so much?